The People Have Spoken.

And, what a joyful noise they have made! All hail the new Decider, President Barack Obama! I am thrilled for him! I only wish I could have listened in on McCain's concession phone call to a supposed terrorist sympathizer and, gasp, socialist. Now, hopefully, we can get to work cleaning up the messes of the past eight years of sheer debauchery.

I don't agree with some of President Obama's views, particularly on health care. He's just not socialist or godless enough for me! However, I think he's taking steps in the right direction, and I'm willing to take baby steps as long as I'm not being led over a cliff. Eventually though, we need to bring the troops home and declare war on the corporate terrorists like insurance companies and Big Pharma. Now, there's a war worth fighting for! Imagine what could happen if we reappropriate $10 billion per month for this cause. Let the revolution begin.