Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Mamas, Please Tell Your Babies that Pee is Urine

I speak two languages fluently--English and slang.


Renegade RN: "Did you leave a urine sample?"

Patient: "What?"

Renegade RN: "Did you leave a urine sample in the bathroom?"

Patient: "What is urine?"

Renegade RN: "Did you leave a cup of pee?"

Patient: "Oh, yeah, I did that."


I think I deserve extra pay for being bilingual.

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